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Songs About Jane Asher

by The Chosen Rejects

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1.
I Fucked Jane Asher Because She Broke Up With That Fucking Faggot Paul McCartney 00:42
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I was eighteen in 1968 I jacked off to pics of Jane Asher Then she broke up with that faggot Paul McCartney Then I went out to find and fuck her I FUCKED JANE ASHER I FUCKED JANE ASHER I FUCKED JANE ASHER I FUCKED JANE ASHER My voice is pretty deep So I told her I was twenty-three She said I was pretty hot And she really wanted to fuck me I FUCKED JANE ASHER I FUCKED JANE ASHER I FUCKED JANE ASHER I FUCKED JANE ASHER Linda McCartney deserved to die of cancer Because Jane Asher is the better-looking bitch!
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You Found Paul McCartney In Bed With Francie Schwartz So You Broke Up With Him On Live Television 00:33
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You went to your home in Cavendish Avenue Then you found Paul in bed with Francie Schwartz So you went on that gay fucking Dee Time show And announced you were breaking up with him And Paul watched this as it happened And he cried like a fucking faggot Francie Schwartz is also a fucking faggot Pattie Boyd is also a fucking faggot Marianne Faithfull is gay
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Whenever I'm Down And Out, I Look At A Picture Of Jane Asher And Suddenly Everything's Okay 00:36
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I Got My Eyes Set On You Now For Paul Has Gone, My Lovely Jane 00:41
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Anybody That Says Jane Asher Is Ugly Or A Contempible Person Is Gay And Needs To Die In A Mental Hospital 01:16
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You said Jane Asher was ugly Well that is unacceptable You're a fucking gay faggot Who deserves to die in a mental hospital
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I Time-Traveled Back To 1966 To Kill Paul McCartney So I Could Have Jane Asher To Myself 00:32
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I Respect Jane Asher's Classiness For Not Telling Anybody About Her Relationship With Paul McCartney 15:58
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I Only Watched The Buttercup Chain For The Scenes That Contain Jane Asher, Because The Rest Of The Movie Is Gay 00:53
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I was searching up Jane Asher And I found this gay movie entitled the Buttercup Chain So I downloaded the fucking movie And skipped through for the scenes of Jane I only watched The Buttercup Chain for Jane I only did it because the rest of the film's gay Everybody who starred in it except for Jane is gay The Buttercup Chain is just fucking gay

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Eight beautiful songs involving one of the 1960s' greatest muses, Jane Asher. The songs range from soft 1980s-flavored ballads, rockabilly to good-time heartland rock so there is something for every emotion you feel towards the beautiful Jane.

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released November 6, 2019

The screaming is me whispering at 3am with Guitar Rig 5 plastered on it.

Also this is obviously fucking satire Jane Asher was really hot in her prime yes but it's pretty obvious this shit's an anal cunt ripoff

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The Chosen Rejects Ballarat, Australia

A burgeoning rock music act from Victoria, Australia. Has sold 600 million records so far and has worked with producers that run the gamut from Quincy Jones to Rick Rubin.

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